"Ladies and gentlemen, good afternoon, I am the man who has everything you need. I have cigarettes, cigars, kush (yes kush)
I have socks, and wallets, dvd's, cd's" he went on and on... most of us laughed, the newbies sat quiet in shock 
and there we some who just tried to be invisible. Me, I heard him before I saw him, so when he hobbled his way past me, I said lord... well at least (and the girls behind me finished my sentence) he's not robbing anyone. But geez whiz 